I visited my grandparents yesterday from work. My grandfather said I'm looking skinny (apparently he's still blind, but on the other end of the spectrum as he usually tells me I'm looking fat, despite my 28" waist).
Gran: I think I'm allergic to new potatoes. Every time I peel them my skin itches something awful. Maybe there's gnats in them.
Yeah... best not to ask about that one, thinks I.
The insanities continued in work this morning as the manager asked me where HE saved HIS work.
"Did I save it in My Documents or on a Floppy?"
Um... I don't know..."
"Don't remember, do you?"
It ain't a case of me not remembering, it's a case of it was YOUR work and YOU saved it, dumbass. 'Course, I didn't say that. Good little employee as I am, I said 'No'.
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" 'Course, I didn't say that. Good little employee as I am, I said 'No'."
Wuss ;)
Lol - hey you. Thanks for reading ;o)
28 inch waist? Sheesh, if I had a 28 inch waist, I'd be hot :-). Guess I gotta make do with 33.5, hopefully the shoulders will carrry it through ;-).
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