Found out yesterday that the man responsible for a spate of wheelie-bin fires in our neighbourhood (including our own) is none other than the guy who called the fire brigade on each occasion and also alerted the owner of the bin (including ours) that it was on fire!!
"Dear Diary;
Today I set fire to three bins! It was fun. As soon as I saw the smoke, I knocked on the owner's door, received heartfelt thanks for letting them know that their bin was on fire, and called the fire brigade. I do love watching those men work. The way they handle their hose pipes... ahhhh. Tomorrow, I think I shall set a small fire over on the scrapyard and maybe a couple more wheelie bins."
Idiot.
Going to see WALL.E tomorrow. YAY! And then - on Sunday - we're going to see Enter The Dragon on the big screen in an art-house type cinema over here ;)
WOOOH!
That is all.
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Lick the Lid of Life!
6 comments:
He probably has... whatsitcalled... this syndrome when you create dangers in order to take care of them immediately so that you can be perceived as a hero. That kind of stuff...
...dickhead.
The whole street should get together and stuff him into a wheelie bin and then set it on fire.
isn't it true that most arsonists like to stick about and watch their own handy work?
You're going to love Wall-E, tis ubber cute and *squee* worthy :D
Enter the Dragon rules! I'd love to see that on the big screen.
enter the dragon on big screen? lucky...
It wouldn't surprise me, Luke - he's known to psychiatry and psychology and an addiction clinic here.
Here's the theatre site where we're seeing Enter the Dragon -
http://www.eden-court.co.uk/
They're also showing Jaws and Top Gun , and Back to the Futurre.. :D
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